INTRODUCING THE SH*T HAPPENS BOX™
WHATEVER HAPPENED LASTNIGHT IS NONE OF OUR F*CKING BUSINESS.
CREATED BY ADULTS, UNFORTUNATELY.
THE F*CK PLASTIC COLLECTION
YOU HAVE CONTRABAND ON THE WAY
DON’T CONTACT US. WE’LL HIT YOU. DON’T SNITCH.
#FCKPLASTIC
Plastic is everywhere. That doesn’t make it right. It heats up. It leaks. It lingers.
And people still grab it without thinking. We’re not doing that. Because if the bottle is compromised, so is everything inside it.
ALUMINUM ONLY.
NO PLASTIC. NO EXCUSES.
INSIDE WASTED’S UNIVERSE
This was never just water. It’s what happens around it. The nights that go too far. The mornings that hit back. The people still outside when they shouldn’t be.
Some of it you’ll see. Most of it stays where it happened.
You weren’t supposed to see this.
LAST CALL
Wasted TV-Studio series. Nothing scripted. Nothing cleaned up.
WASTED DASH
Too Fast to question. Too real to ignore.
WATER-BOYZ
You’ll see them before you know what’s going on.
CO-CONSPIRATORS & SPOTS
Already Outside.
